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Open my eyes, what a beautiful day,
Just the type that makes me want to say hurray.
I`m still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep,
Into my brain, reality seeps.
Look all around me, can`t believe what I see
These little, short people are surrounding me.
I`ve got a white beard, a suit made of red,
My soul becomes filled a keen sense of dread.
Chorus:
OH, GOD! I`M SANTA CLAUS!
OH, GOD! I`M SANTA CLAUS!
OH, GOD! I`M SANTA CLAUS!
OH, GOD! I`M SANTA CLAUS!
Hop out of bed, kick an elf in the chest,
What an awful way to awake from a rest.
`Santa, oh, Santa!` the little gnomes cheer,
`You shouldn`t be nasty at this time of year!`
`WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!` I say in a rage,
`And what am I doing with these big burlap bags?`
The elves, they do roar, `Well, they`re full of toys,
For you to deliver to the good girls and boys!`
Chorus
Deciding my fate, I load up the sleigh,
Harness the reindeer and get underway.
It`s nippy out here in the cool Arctic sky,
Good thing I remembered that bottle of rye.
Flying over rooftops, throwing out toys,
Hopefully crushing those good girls and boys.
Like a bad dream, I pray for release,
Please let this hellish existence be ceased.
Chorus
From this nightmare I finally awake,
The rein is on fire, my hands, they do shake,
But wait, they`re not hands, they`re cute little paws!
I`m the Easter Bunny, I`m not Santa Claus!