O Lord, please don`t burn us.
Don`t grill or toast Your flock.
Don`t put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don`t braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don`t lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don`t fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don`t stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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