Oh Mom lyrics

[Silverware clicking]
M1: `Can you pass the beats please?`
F1: `Here you go`
M1: `Thanks`
Brad: `Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I`m
gonna go if that`s ok with you.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Brad: `Why not Mom?`
F1: `Yeah, why mom? He should go.`
Brad: `It`s gonna be fun. I`ll get to meet new people...`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
Brad: `Oh mom...`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
F1: `Don`t wory Brad.`

F2: `Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34,
which isn`t that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do
you think?
Mom: `NOOO!!`
F2: `Really? I really like it...`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
F2: `Oh mom, who is?`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
F2: `Mom, you`re so paranoid.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`

M3: `Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League
try-outs.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
M3: `Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o`clock...`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
M3: `Do you think you could drop me off there?...`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
M3: `How am I gonna get there?`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
M3: `I`ll walk I guess.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`

Cindy: `Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Cindy: `Please?`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Cindy: `Come on, mom.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Brad: `I`ll get it for you Cindy.`
Cindy: `Thanks Brad.`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
Cindy: `Thanks for the tip, Ma.`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`

Brad: `Hey everyone, let`s just go out for ice cream.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Brad: `Why are we eating inside? It`s a beautiful night. We need to get
out more.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Cindy: `Mother, Brad is right.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Cindy: `We should go out, it`ll be fun.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Cindy: `Come on, let`s go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
M3: `Yeah, we haven`t gone out together in a long time.`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Cindy: `You wanna come Dave?`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Dave: `No, I`ll hang out with mom.`
M1: `You sure?`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
Dave: `Yeah, go without me.`
M3: `All right, see you guys later.`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`

Dave: `How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know
how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you`re quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go
canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?`
Mom: `NOOO!!`
Dave: `Please?`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
Dave: `Mom, you`re over reacting!`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
Dave: `Why are you so overprotective!?`
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
Dave: `Mom! I`m going to the ice cream place! You`re just so set in your
ways it drives me crazy!`
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at you!`
[Screen door closes]
Mom: `They`re all gonna laugh at him!`
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