I had my rent-a-car flyin` down a two-lane road
Late for my plane again
Had to stop for some gas at this country store
That`s when I saw the old man
He was kicked back workin` on a big RC
Watchin` Gomer Pyle on his little TV
Took him awhile to even notice me
Sittin` there I thought to myself
Old man (Old man) you got one up on me
I`m still lookin` for my shady tree
With your two gas pumps and your color TV
Your satisfied as you can be
Old man (Old man) I guess you got one up on me
Well, he finally strolled over with a big ol` smile
Said `How ya doin, son?`
I said `Give me five dollars worth as fast as you can...
`Cause I`m really in a run.`
He said `What`s your hurry on a day like this?
If you move too fast, there`s a lot you`ll miss
If you wanna see what the good life is
Just get out and visit awhile.`
Old man (Old man) you got one up on me
I`m still lookin` for my shady tree
With your two gas pumps and your color TV
Your satisfied as you can be
Old man (Old man) I guess you got one up on me
Don`t remember just what it was
The old man said to me
But I forgot about catchin` the plane
And opened up the big RC
Old man (Old man) you got one up on me
I`m still lookin` for my shady tree
With your two gas pumps and your color TV
Your satisfied as you can be
Old man (Old man) you got one up on me