Old Man Satan Take 85 lyrics

....old man Satan take 85...rolling.
{and I`m proud of the brothers not beatin up their women & what-not.}
old man Satan lives next to me,
doesn`t use the toilet when he takes a pee.
sleeps outside on his bed
jumpin out of windows with a spoon on his head
shouts out old heavy metal tunes
bald spots created when he smells the fumes.
conjures up demons in his hall,
sacrifies chickens with a 10lb maul.
fires of hell in his swimming pool,
and painted on the roof is `devil rules!`.
eats lunch at 12:00am.
he`s bald on the top has hair on the sides his horns,
stick out about 2 miles wide.
its hot in the kitchen and even hotter in the den
and if you say jump he`ll say `when`.
666 carved on his face,
likes velcro, he hates shoelace.
fangs in his mouth smoke from his ears,
he goes crazy when he has 2 beers.-
jumpin out of a hoola-hoop.
got a joggin suit charded and black,
calls everybody potato-jack.
shoots angels out of the sky,
pentagram glued over his eye.
red pitch fork under his bed,
10 foot snakes crawl around his head.
curses me like a rambalin` witch,
hangs up in a ditch.
worships himself with 4 teenage kids,
always wearin make-up under the bridge.
(breakdown dogg).

(c) 1995 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs
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