One More Minute lyrics

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Adrian `Dementia` Brush
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*One More Minute* by `Weird` Al Yankovic

Well I heard that you`re leaving
Gonna leave far behind
`Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I`m not your type

So I pulled
Your name out of my Rolladex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop
Where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you.....

That`s right
You ain`t gonna see me crying
I`m glad that you found somebody new
`Cause I`d rather spend eternity
Eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you.

I know I may seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
`Cause I`m stranded all alone
In the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pump...

Oh so honey,
Let me help you with that suitcase
You ain`t gonna break my heart in two
`Cause I`d rather have a hundred-thousand
Paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you..

I`d rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I`d rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can`t you what I`m trying to say, darlin`

I`d rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
Or shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
I`d rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
Than spend one more minute with you

I`d rather jump naked on huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
I`d dive in a swimming pool filled with
Double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I`d rather rip my heart
Right out of my ribcage
With my bare hands
And throw it on the floor and
Stomp on it till
I die....

Than spend one more minute with you.....


-Weird Al is the God of Romance Ballads...