One Two Theory lyrics

`well first of all, let me say this: i need a man who
Knows how to make a speech. i think that`s very important.
A man who knows a lot of hard words.`

`well we`ve checked all the possibilities.`

`and we`ve settled on the one man who we feel can reach the
Silent majority and tell it like it is at the same time.`

Yo, first of all, you drop (one) beat you see
I be the first mc who grab the mic and spit
You think you the (one) dog? i got one for you
Your crew is in first place, i put some fools in (two)
Now i`m a say this shit (once) when i drop my axe
Wherever you come in, trust me, i`m on top of that
First rapper i ever battled, that fool is in a casket
My first song, that`s a hip-hop classic
My first tour was world reknown
I only did mtv (once) but i tore it down
One click got jel (one) time and tried to front
The first fool to talk shit, i slapped him once
?five philly and singleton? cats don`t know me
Understand that shit, o-n-e
You`re only getting (one) warning if you owe me
If you one of the best then i suggest you show me
You a qb then throw (one), i`m running with mine
I get sweated the first time you hear (one) of my rhymes
Nice with a mic device, i guess it`s a curse
If you roll up (two) nigga, guess who`s first
(one) slug to your brain, that`s equal to (one) verse
There`s a shortage in one of the hospital, you get (one) nurse
Y`all niggas is bitches, i`ve seen (one) of your skirts
It`s a lot of bad rappers but i`m (one) of the worst
You one of them weekend thugs acting like you did dirt



Come sunday morning, you be the first nigga in church
Y`all cats better dispirse, watch it son
He don`t got your back, h