Spoken: You may not know this, but I`m really a very sentimental dog.
I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.
I`ll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Potatoes I`ve mashed, and berries I`ve crushed,
I`ve made an artichoke, and that`s not all.
I`ve also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I`ve even made a melon ball.
Of all the things above, I`m guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
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