Only When I M Drunk lyrics

i get drunk and i stumble to the phone.
and conjure up a bitch to bone
when i`m alone.
fucked up, tore back.
i need to take a piss.
only when i`m drunk,
i sing a song like this.
my grandma and your grandma...
...sittin by the fire.
hold on, turn that beat off.
na, keep it going.
crazy town, yo y`all just not knowin`.
i get drunk and start talking more shit.
and when i got a gun in my hand,
you better get...
...out `cause my brain
just ain`t what it used to be.
forget trying to rationalize,
cover your eyes.
i get...(uh!)...damn i`m drunk
i need a chunk. no better yet.
a hunk of that funk.
i get...(uh!)...damn i`m drunk
i need a chunk. no better yet.
a hunk of that funk.
yeah, i`m good, bad, dope.
i`m freaky fresh.
i make hip-hop fans say `yes, yes`.
crazy`s comin` thru.
you know we`re gonna blow up.
hold up. wait.
i think i`m gonna throw up.
na, false alarm.
i`m getting all the ladies with my cool charm.
when i get drunk,
i might even call my daddy a punk.
yeah, but only when i`m drunk.

CHORUS:
yeah, only when i`m drunk.
only when i`m drunk.
yeah, only when i`m drunk.
it happens only when i`m drunk.
it goes, one for the chronic.
two for the amnesia.
i`m that crazy white boy
with the drinks in the freezer.
bust a one out, two out.
blitz type of rapper
that will get out of your seat
quicker than a car jocker.
sippin` colt forty fever
when i`m coolin` with my people.
got hos in east columbus.
like i`m Billy D. Rico.
`cause i move like i`m smooth.
like i`m harry belafonte.
lookin` for them suckers
that jumped my homey. Le Le.
all up in this bitch
with the gin and tonqueray.
drink like Mr. Wendal.
smoke bud like Dr. Dre.
but that`s `cause i`m old enough
to do that type of shit.
god damn. i gotta piss.
i pass the mic to Mr. Shift.
i get drunk and can`t nobody
whoop me.
i`m trippin`
it must be that brew that that i was sippin`
kickin` in.
guess i shouldn`t have mixed it with the gin.
`cause when i`m laying on my back,
i can feel the room spin.
one too many, i rekon.
feelin` i got to hurl any second.
want to get up but can`t move.
feels like i`m stuck in a groove.
what the fuck was i trying to prove.
i got a knack for downin` four-o`s.
all the hos know them doobie bros.
people call me shift
i keep a fifth in my trunk.
i might fuck an ugly bitch,
but only when i`m drunk.

CHORUS
yeah, one two, one two.
only when i`m drunk