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<pre><font size='+2'>ORLANDO lyrics UGLY AMERICANS</font><br>I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in Orlando<br />
And it was the morning of the last day of the year<br />
I didn`t know who I was and I thought I might`ve been Evan Dando<br />
But if I was him than what the hell was I doing here<br />
So I asked myself one simple question<br />
What would I do with the rest of my life<br />
If I knew I couldn`t fail I guess I`d get the hell<br />
Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wife<br />
<br />
Cause I don`t want to do a damn thing<br />
And I want to be appreciated<br />
And I want to get paid well<br />
And I don`t want to be hated<br />
I don`t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun<br />
And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone<br />
<br />
So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno<br />
They said you better have a credit card I said honey I`m pretty hard up<br />
But I ain`t got no visa I said honey could you please uh help me<br />
She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted<br />
And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this<br />
And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely<br />
When you`re sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird<br />
Down in Orlando in the middle of the night<br />
<br />
So I called up an old friend to see how he was doing<br />
But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him<br />
So I said I had to go then I couldn`t take it any longer<br />
You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger<br />
I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn`t get my nerve up<br />
I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair<br />
That was the worst idea that I had all day<br />
But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a.<br />
<br />
Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird<br />
And just what the hell does it look like an<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/orlando_lyrics-ugly_americans.html" target='_blank'>ORLANDO lyrics UGLY AMERICANS</a></pre>

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I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in Orlando
And it was the morning of the last day of the year
I didn`t know who I was and I thought I might`ve been Evan Dando
But if I was him than what the hell was I doing here
So I asked myself one simple question
What would I do with the rest of my life
If I knew I couldn`t fail I guess I`d get the hell
Out of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wife

Cause I don`t want to do a damn thing
And I want to be appreciated
And I want to get paid well
And I don`t want to be hated
I don`t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sun
And be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone

So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno
They said you better have a credit card I said honey I`m pretty hard up
But I ain`t got no visa I said honey could you please uh help me
She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted
And I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this
And I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonely
When you`re sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird
Down in Orlando in the middle of the night

So I called up an old friend to see how he was doing
But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him
So I said I had to go then I couldn`t take it any longer
You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger
I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn`t get my nerve up
I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair
That was the worst idea that I had all day
But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a.

Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird
And just what the hell does it look like an

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