Our Dog Has Eaten Our Homework lyrics

Let me take you to the scene of the crime.
Show you where it all began.
I`d just finished a twenty page project all about Japan.
I left it on the table when I went to bed.
In the morning I could not believe my eyes.
It was all over the floor.
You might just say, it was bite-sized.

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Don`t you know that my dog,
He ate my homework, that ole rascal Clue.
I`ve been working on this for a month or more,
And I finally got it right.
Why didn`t somebody feed that dog last night?
The teacher said `Class, bring up your work.
You know today it`s due.`
I said `Teacher, oh dear teacher, can I talk to you?`
She said `I do not want to hear your excuses,
Like so many times before.
If you don`t have it finished,
You can go and see the principal`s door.`

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