Well I know it sounds funny
But I`m not in it for the money, no
I don`t need no reputation
And I`m not in it for the show
I just want a hit record, yeah
Wanna hear it on the radio
Want a big hit record, yeah
One that everybody`s got to know
Well if the program director don`t pull it
It`s time to get back the bullet
So bring the group down to the station
You`re gonna be an overnight sensation
I`ve been tryin` to write the lyric
Non-offensive but satiric too
And if you put it in the A-slot
It`s just got to make a mint for you
I fit those words to a good melody
Amazing how success has been ignoring me
So long
I use my bread making demos all day
Writing in the night while in my head I hear
The record play
Hear it play
Hit record, yeah
Wanna hit record, yeah
Wanna hit record, yeah (number one)