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<pre><font size='+2'>PACKET MAN lyrics DIGITAL UNDERGROUND</font><br>Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets <br />
<br />
today? Yo, B, don`t be throwin` on my jacket, ok?<br />
<br />
Cool, just trying to get your attention<br />
<br />
So you can take a look at this invention<br />
<br />
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket<br />
<br />
[Man, what are these, condoms?]Uh uh: sex packets<br />
<br />
It`s like a pill, you can either chew it up<br />
<br />
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup<br />
<br />
And get this: see the girl on the cover?<br />
<br />
You black out, and she becomes your lover<br />
<br />
[You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic<br />
<br />
[Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics]<br />
<br />
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real<br />
<br />
But since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a deal<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it]<br />
<br />
Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it<br />
<br />
[Well what exactly do I get?]<br />
<br />
Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet<br />
<br />
It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,<br />
<br />
Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin<br />
<br />
Man this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure an<br />
<br />
get me a few of these things.How long do they last?]<br />
<br />
Well it depends, let`s see<br />
<br />
These cheap ones here are ten minutes<br />
<br />
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour<br />
<br />
And these here sell for bout 40<br />
<br />
`Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]<br />
<br />
Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big deal<br />
<br />
You`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pill<br />
<br />
And if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sack<br />
<br />
It`s cool, take a packet fool<br />
<br />
Biochemically compacted sexual affection<br />
<br />
Now here, take a look at my selection<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
[OK, I want these two boxes of three<br />
<br />
And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy<br />
<br />
And, by the way, I need something for my woman]<br />
<br />
Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]<br />
<br />
Now let me tell you how to take it:<br />
<br />
Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked<br />
<br />
Otherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?<br />
<br />
This is more then just a dream<br />
<br />
It`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mind<br />
<br />
So be careful: only take one at a time<br />
<br />
And never take one behind the wheel<br />
<br />
You`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal]<br />
<br />
These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10<br />
<br />
Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it even<br />
<br />
But don`t pull your money out yet, see<br />
<br />
There`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me<br />
<br />
Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool<br />
<br />
20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]<br />
<br />
Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me again<br />
<br />
And remember, you need to be as safe as you can<br />
<br />
There`s only one thing safer then using your hand<br />
<br />
Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
Yeah he`s the packet man<br />
<br />
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Packet Man lyrics

Send "Packet Man" Ringtone to your Cell

Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets

today? Yo, B, don`t be throwin` on my jacket, ok?

Cool, just trying to get your attention

So you can take a look at this invention

Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket

[Man, what are these, condoms?]Uh uh: sex packets

It`s like a pill, you can either chew it up

Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup

And get this: see the girl on the cover?

You black out, and she becomes your lover

[You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic

[Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics]

Wrong again, my man, this is way more real

But since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a deal

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

[Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it]

Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it

[Well what exactly do I get?]

Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet

It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,

Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin

Man this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure an

get me a few of these things.How long do they last?]

Well it depends, let`s see

These cheap ones here are ten minutes

But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour

And these here sell for bout 40

`Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]

Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big deal

You`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pill

And if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sack

It`s cool, take a packet fool

Biochemically compacted sexual affection

Now here, take a look at my selection

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

[OK, I want these two boxes of three

And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy

And, by the way, I need something for my woman]

Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]

Now let me tell you how to take it:

Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked

Otherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?

This is more then just a dream

It`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mind

So be careful: only take one at a time

And never take one behind the wheel

You`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal]

These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10

Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it even

But don`t pull your money out yet, see

There`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me

Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool

20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]

Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me again

And remember, you need to be as safe as you can

There`s only one thing safer then using your hand

Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man

Send " Packet Man" Ringtone to your Cell

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