Surprise! Party!
Yeah, we just thought we`d drop in!
Where`s your icebox?
Where`s the punch?
Eww, house-a-tosis!
Who`s to blame when parties really get out of hand?
Who`s to blame when they get poorly planned?
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo--oooooo...
Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess
Ya know sometimes they`ll even ruin your wife`s dress
Crashers gettin` bombed. (Who`s to blame?)
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?
What can you do to save a party?
Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment
Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile? (Wooooh!)
Who turned out the lights? (Wooooh!)
Bombed, crashers gettin` bombed
Crasher`s gettin` bombed, bombed, bombed, bombed, well who`s to blame?
Who`s to blame when situations degenerate?
Disgusting things you`d never anticipate
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo--ooooooo...
People get sick, they play the wrong games
Ya know, it can ruin your name!
Crashers gettin` bombed. (Who`s to blame?)
Can you pull it back in line?
Can you salvage it in time?
Woooooh!
It shouldn`t be difficult!
Try not to condemn!
O.K. who ordered pizza?
I`ll be tactful when making the rounds
Be tactful when making the rounds
and maybe you can save a party....
Party gone out of bounds!
Gone out of bounds!
Party gone out of bounds!
Gone out of bounds!