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<pre><font size='+2'>PASS THE FOOTBALL lyrics LEONARD BERNSTEIN</font><br>Betty Comden and Adolph Green<br />
 music by Leonard Bernstein<br />
 <br />
 LOOK AT ME NOW,<br />
 FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE,<br />
 FAMOUS PROFESSORS<br />
 TUTORING ME;<br />
 <br />
 SCHOLARSHIP KID,<br />
 EVERYTHING PAID FOR,<br />
 FOOD AND VACATIONS,<br />
 ALL OF IT FREE.<br />
 <br />
 DAY THAT I LEFT,<br />
 EVERYONE GATHERED,<br />
 THEIR CHEERING STILL RINGS IN MY EARS . . .<br />
 <br />
 RAY WRECK RAH!<br />
 RAH WRECK RAY!<br />
 RAH WRECK!<br />
 WRECK RAH!<br />
 RAH WRECK WRECK!<br />
 W-E-C, R-E-K, R-E-Q,<br />
 WRECK, WE LOVE YOU!<br />
 <br />
 CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!<br />
 <br />
 COULDNT SPELL A LICK,<br />
 COULDNT DO ARITHMETIC;<br />
 ONE AND ONE MADE THREE,<br />
 THOUGHT THAT DOG WAS C-A-T,<br />
 <br />
 BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br />
 <br />
 COULDNT WRITE MY NAME,<br />
 COULDNT TRANSLATE JE VOUS AIME,<br />
 NEVER LEARNED TO READ<br />
 MOTHER GOOSE OR ANDR GIDE,<br />
 <br />
 BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br />
 <br />
 COULDNT FIGURE RIDDLES,<br />
 PUZZLES MADE ME POUT:<br />
 <br />
 WHERE THE HELL WAS MOSES WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?<br />
 I COULDNT EVEN TELL RED FROM GREEN,<br />
 GET THOSE VERBS THROUGH MY BEAN,<br />
 BUT I WAS BUDDIES WITH THE DEAN<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br />
 <br />
 PASSED WITHOUT A FUSS<br />
 ENGLISH LIT AND CALCULUS.<br />
 NEVER HAD TO CRAM,<br />
 EVEN PASSED THE BAR EXAM,<br />
 <br />
 BECAUSE I PASSED THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br />
 <br />
 COULDNT DANCE FOR BEANS,<br />
 MASHED MY GIRLS TO SMITHEREENS.<br />
 SOMETIMES BLOOD WAS SPILLED,<br />
 STILL MY CARD WAS ALWAYS FILLED,<br />
 <br />
 CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br />
 <br />
 <br />
 THEN THERE WAS THE WEEK<br />
 ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME TO SPEAK:<br />
 RELATIVITY!<br />
 GUESS WHO INTRODUCED HIM? ME!<br />
 <br />
 CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.<br />
 <br />
 HAD NO TABLE MANNERS,<br />
 USED TA DUNK MY ROLL,<br />
 ALWAYS DRUNK THE WATER FROM THE FINGERBOWL.<br />
 THOUGH I WOULD NOT GET UP FOR ANY SHE,<br />
 THE PREXYS MOM -- AGE NINETY-THREE --<br />
 GOT UP AND GAVE HER SEAT TO ME,<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU DID EVER SEE.<br />
 <br />
 IN OUR HALL OF FAME,<br />
 THERES A STATUE WITH MY NAME.<br />
 THERE WE STAND, BY HECK,<br />
 LINCOLN, WASHINGTON AND WRECK.<br />
 CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL<br />
 LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/pass_the_football_lyrics-leonard_bernstein.html" target='_blank'>PASS THE FOOTBALL lyrics LEONARD BERNSTEIN</a></pre>

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Betty Comden and Adolph Green
music by Leonard Bernstein

LOOK AT ME NOW,
FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE,
FAMOUS PROFESSORS
TUTORING ME;

SCHOLARSHIP KID,
EVERYTHING PAID FOR,
FOOD AND VACATIONS,
ALL OF IT FREE.

DAY THAT I LEFT,
EVERYONE GATHERED,
THEIR CHEERING STILL RINGS IN MY EARS . . .

RAY WRECK RAH!
RAH WRECK RAY!
RAH WRECK!
WRECK RAH!
RAH WRECK WRECK!
W-E-C, R-E-K, R-E-Q,
WRECK, WE LOVE YOU!

CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!

COULDNT SPELL A LICK,
COULDNT DO ARITHMETIC;
ONE AND ONE MADE THREE,
THOUGHT THAT DOG WAS C-A-T,

BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

COULDNT WRITE MY NAME,
COULDNT TRANSLATE JE VOUS AIME,
NEVER LEARNED TO READ
MOTHER GOOSE OR ANDR GIDE,

BUT I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

COULDNT FIGURE RIDDLES,
PUZZLES MADE ME POUT:

WHERE THE HELL WAS MOSES WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?
I COULDNT EVEN TELL RED FROM GREEN,
GET THOSE VERBS THROUGH MY BEAN,
BUT I WAS BUDDIES WITH THE DEAN
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

PASSED WITHOUT A FUSS
ENGLISH LIT AND CALCULUS.
NEVER HAD TO CRAM,
EVEN PASSED THE BAR EXAM,

BECAUSE I PASSED THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

COULDNT DANCE FOR BEANS,
MASHED MY GIRLS TO SMITHEREENS.
SOMETIMES BLOOD WAS SPILLED,
STILL MY CARD WAS ALWAYS FILLED,

CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

THEN THERE WAS THE WEEK
ALBERT EINSTEIN CAME TO SPEAK:
RELATIVITY!
GUESS WHO INTRODUCED HIM? ME!

CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

HAD NO TABLE MANNERS,
USED TA DUNK MY ROLL,
ALWAYS DRUNK THE WATER FROM THE FINGERBOWL.
THOUGH I WOULD NOT GET UP FOR ANY SHE,
THE PREXYS MOM -- AGE NINETY-THREE --
GOT UP AND GAVE HER SEAT TO ME,
LIKE NOTHIN YOU DID EVER SEE.

IN OUR HALL OF FAME,
THERES A STATUE WITH MY NAME.
THERE WE STAND, BY HECK,
LINCOLN, WASHINGTON AND WRECK.
CAUSE I COULD PASS THAT FOOTBALL
LIKE NOTHIN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!

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