Permanent Waves lyrics

Please call a doctor, I`ve been so depressed
That I think that I`m finally breakin
I can`t quite explain, I can`t feel any pain
But I know that this time I`m not fakin
Oh, what can it be, oh, inside of me

I saw my doctor he said man you look sick
He said I think you better do something quick
He checked me over and he said I was fit
What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chic
Your body functions, but your hair`s a disgrace
You shouldn`t let it hang all over your face
Change your image `cos you look out of place
Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date
Why don`t you put in some permanent waves
You`ll look smooth you`ll look cool, you`ll be laughing
You`ll get lots of dates, you`ll be made you`ll get laid
You`ll get out and about, you`ll be laughing
Oh, you`ll be O.K. once you get those permanent waves,

I was really up but now I`m down once again
I went out walking and it started to rain
My perm washed out it just got flushed down the drain
My neurosis returned, I`m a wreck once again
But wait `til I get back my permanent waves
I`ll be cool, I`ll be smooth, I`ll be laughing
I`ll be all the rage with my permanent waves
And I`ll start a new craze, I`ll be laughing
Oh, I`ll be O.K. once I get my permanent waves

Start a new craze, permanent waves
I`ll be all the rage, my permanent waves