Pete Jackson Is Getting Married lyrics

I can see it all right now
his mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife
and I wonder if after all these years
will his dad still give him a pep talk for his wedding night?
I can smell his cousin`s polo mixing with his grandpa`s old spice and the
Swedish meatballs look so tempting that his two fat aunts might even fight
and his uncles have all gone drinkin`
highballs and hamms light in the parking lot
while the rest of his relatives are busy just tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge
I can smell his cousin`s polo mixing with his grandpa`s old spice and the mashed
potatoes look so tasty that his two fat aunts might even fight
on that day what else could I say?
I`d say here`s to you staying drunk
here`s to all your good luck
you`re gonna need it