Picnic Party lyrics

We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes
We`re gonna have a party with those crazy third world folks
We`re gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek
And have a scavenger hunt for a wholesome hunk of meat

At the third world picnic party
At the third world picnic party
Everybody party hardy
At the third world picnic party

We`ll invite nelson and winnie mandela
As long as they bring their beach umbrella

The pie eating contest was such a disgrace
The military warlords were all stuffin` their face
So we ate lots of hamburgers and drank lemonade
And mounted a three-legged missile raid

At the third world picnic party
At the third world picnic party
Everybody party hardy
Its a third world picnic party

There`s no lineup for the salad bar
`cause it`s being guarded by an armoured car

Angola
Uganda
Zambia
Namibia
Nigeria
Rwanda
Rhodesia - sorry, zimbabwe
Somalia
Ethiopia
Guatemala
Scotland

It`s the third world picnic party

Chile

Chile? mmmmm!