Ever since I was a young boy,
I`ve played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton,
I must have played them all.
I ain`t seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!
Stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers,
Always playing clean.
Plays by intuition;
The digit counters fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid...
Sure plays a mean pinball
He`s a pinball wizard
There has to be a twist
A pinball wizard,
got such a supple wrist.
How do you think he does it?
I don`t know
What makes him so good?
Ain`t got no distractions
Can`t hear no buzzers and bells
See no lights a-flashin`;
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
never seen him fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid...
Sure plays a mean pinball!
Thought I was the Bally table king
But I just handed my pinball crown to him
At my favourite table,
He can beat my best
Disciples lead him in
He just does the rest