Planet Schmanet Janet lyrics

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: (spoken) How could you!

Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) This way! This way!

Riff Raff: (yelled at Magenta) Shut up!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I`ll tell you once
I won`t tell you twice
You`d better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don`t taste too nice
You`d better wise up, Janet Weiss

I`ve laid the seed, it should be all you need
You`re as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an `E` or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You`d better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya!

Janet Weiss: (spoken) My feet! I can`t move my feet!

Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) My wheels! My God, I can`t move my wheels!

Brad Majors: (spoken) It`s as if we`re glued to the spot!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: (spoken) You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet Weiss: (spoken) Oh, we`re trapped!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It`s something you`ll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice!

Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) You won`t find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device

Brad Majors: (spoken) You mean...!

Dr. Everett v. Scott: (spoken) Yes, Brad...
It`s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself

Janet Weiss: (spoken) You mean, he`s gonna send us to another planet?!!!

Dr. Frank-N