Please lyrics

Why must you pick on me
have you no sympathy?
im just trying to get to school.
i lack popularity, no friends to ride with me
so im alone in the car pool.

When i saw those flashing lights,
when i heard you read my rights,
i knew it wasnt day...

so, officer please, dont ticket me,
my violation doesnt deserve citation,
Please,
i wont bother you so dont bother me
`sorry son but thats what i`ve got to do`

im tired of these stupid rules.
ive got to waste my day at traffic school.
and on top of that i got to pay a fine.

the CHP likes to pick on me.
they`ve got to sympathy.
they`re nothing but fat red neck swine

so, officer please, dont ticket me,
my violation doesnt deserve citation,
Please,
i wont bother you so dont bother me
`sorry son but thats what i`ve got to do`