Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics

Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics

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Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics

Send "Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M" Ringtone to your Cell (Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd) Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`, If he`d just dig the bait. He said: `Get lost, Dad, I`m watchin` mud wrestling, `Go jump in the lake. `Why don`t you take that neighbour girl? `The one that favours our dog.` His dad said: `Son, she might sink the boat, `She weighs more than our hog.` And Arnie said: `She`s got a tackle box that you`d kill for, `A ZebCo rod and reel. `She won the Junior Bass Masters Tourney, `And I just ate oatmeal, `And I`m afraid I might hurl. `Daddy, please, please take the girl.` Same limey boy, same large girl, Eleven years with no date. They finally married when they both realised, They`d get a big tax break. One night at the Laundrymat, Washin` underwear. A stranger pulled a water-gun; Arnie soiled another pair, (Whoops.) And whimpered: Ain`t got no money, in my wallet. She`s got the credit cards. But they`re all run up over the limit, Won`t get you very far. And though her hair`s up in curls, and she looks like Milton Burle, She ain`t wearin` fake pearls, Mister please, please, please take the girl. Well she ain`t bad when she gets a couple of coats of that cold cream on her, and a sack over her head. A toothless Arnie, a whale of a woman, Forty years down the tune. One day they found him with a shotgun, Buck-naked on the roof. Doctor`s said: `He`s lost his mind, `We`ll have to take him away.` (No o o o!) As they strapped that straight jacket on him, Someone heard him say -- he babled out loud: If you`d lived with her, long as I have, You`d be slap crazy too. She`s the one that`s really a psycho, More than a few screws loose. She`s nutty as a squirrel; Doctor, please, please take the girl. Get her outta here! Arnie`s Daddy said he`d take him fishin`, If he`d just dig the bait. Is it Tim McGraw or John Anderson, I`m trying to imitate? I`m sorry Tim! Send " Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M" Ringtone to your Cell Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics @ ELyrics | Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics @ Songlyrics | Please Take The Girl Parody Don T Take The Girl Tim M lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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