Pod lyrics

Cause it`s the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin` cause it`s fuckin` insane.
It`s just the Pick of Destiny child,
my precious little diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock-pushups and the power slide.
Gig simulation now there`s nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny.

Cause it`s the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin` cause it`s fuckin` insane.
It`s just the Pick of Destiny child,
our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein.

Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
and she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
and he who is groovy,
will be in my movie, so come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth,
and thus the demon said Ow.

Cause it`s the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin` cause it`s fuckin` insane.
It`s just the Pick of Destiny child,
you know our movie`s better than a Citizen Kane?

Cause he who`s a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
and she who is stocky,
is full of molacky.
and he who is groovy,
must be in my movie, so come on!

Cause if you`re a diva,
then go to geneva.
and if you`re a croney,
then suck on my boney.
and if you are groovy,
then get in my movie,
It`s called the Pick of Destiny.
It`s called the Pick of Destiny!