Polly In A Porny lyrics

Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front door

Now she`s quite a proper lady so I didn`t ask for anything more

But haha I was feeling oh so groovie that I went down to the movie

And I sat down and guess just what I saw



I saw Polly in a porny down at the dirty flicks

I saw Polly in a porny I didn`t know she knew them tricks

What I seen nearly struck me blind I never knew she was the artically inclined

I saw Polly in a porny with a pony and I`ve nearly blowed my mind

Was she gallopin` (no no no) oh was she trottin` (no no no)

Oh was she riding across the country with some tall dark handsome person

Oh was she wearin` her cowboy hat haha well not exactly that

But at least I recall she had her spurs on

I love ol` Polly in a porny I keep on going back

Yeah in the very last row I`m singin` low with my coat bouncin` in my lap ooh

I spend each dime I can afford I swear she`s gonna win an academy award

I saw Polly in a porny with a pony and the pony seemed a little bored

Ooh oh ride Polly ride slide Polly slide