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<pre><font size='+2'>POP HATES THE BEATLES lyrics ALLAN SHERMAN</font><br>Pop Hates The Beatles<br />
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My daughter needs a new phonograph.<br />
She wore out all the needles.<br />
Besides, I broke the old one in half.<br />
I hate the Beatles.<br />
<br />
She says they have a Liverpool beat.<br />
She says they used to play there.<br />
Four nice kids from offa the street.<br />
Why didn`t they stay there?<br />
<br />
What is all the screaming about?<br />
Fainting and swooning.<br />
Sounds to me like their guitars<br />
Could use a little tuning.<br />
<br />
The boys are from the British Empire.<br />
The British think they`re keen.<br />
If that is what the British desire,<br />
God Save The Queen.<br />
<br />
No daughter of mine can push me around.<br />
In my home I`m the master.<br />
But when the British come into town,<br />
Gad, what a disaster.<br />
<br />
Little girls in sneakers and jeans.<br />
Destroyed the territory.<br />
`Twas like some of the gorier scenes<br />
From West Side Story.<br />
<br />
Of course my daughter had to go there.<br />
The tickets are cheap, she hollers.<br />
I was able to pick up a pair<br />
For forty-seven dollars.<br />
<br />
When the Beatles come on the stage,<br />
They scream and shriek and cheer them.<br />
Now I know why they`re such a rage,<br />
It`s impossible to hear them.<br />
<br />
Ringo is the one with the drum,<br />
The others all play with him.<br />
It shows you what a boy can become<br />
Without a sense of rhythm.<br />
<br />
There`s Beatle books and T-shirts and rings,<br />
And one thing and another.<br />
To buy my daughter all of these things,<br />
I had to sell her brother.<br />
<br />
Back in 1776<br />
We fought the British then, folks.<br />
Parents of America,<br />
It`s time to do it again, folks.<br />
<br />
When they come back, here`s how we`ll begin,<br />
We`ll throw `em in Boston harbor.<br />
But please, before we toss `em all in,<br />
Let`s take `em to a barber<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/pop_hates_the_beatles_lyrics-allan_sherman.html" target='_blank'>POP HATES THE BEATLES lyrics ALLAN SHERMAN</a></pre>

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My daughter needs a new phonograph.
She wore out all the needles.
Besides, I broke the old one in half.
I hate the Beatles.

She says they have a Liverpool beat.
She says they used to play there.
Four nice kids from offa the street.
Why didn`t they stay there?

What is all the screaming about?
Fainting and swooning.
Sounds to me like their guitars
Could use a little tuning.

The boys are from the British Empire.
The British think they`re keen.
If that is what the British desire,
God Save The Queen.

No daughter of mine can push me around.
In my home I`m the master.
But when the British come into town,
Gad, what a disaster.

Little girls in sneakers and jeans.
Destroyed the territory.
`Twas like some of the gorier scenes
From West Side Story.

Of course my daughter had to go there.
The tickets are cheap, she hollers.
I was able to pick up a pair
For forty-seven dollars.

When the Beatles come on the stage,
They scream and shriek and cheer them.
Now I know why they`re such a rage,
It`s impossible to hear them.

Ringo is the one with the drum,
The others all play with him.
It shows you what a boy can become
Without a sense of rhythm.

There`s Beatle books and T-shirts and rings,
And one thing and another.
To buy my daughter all of these things,
I had to sell her brother.

Back in 1776
We fought the British then, folks.
Parents of America,
It`s time to do it again, folks.

When they come back, here`s how we`ll begin,
We`ll throw `em in Boston harbor.
But please, before we toss `em all in,
Let`s take `em to a barber

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