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Yes, i got more bounce to the fuckin` bump
And then you want to know
Why it`s cause i`m motherfuckin` truckin`
I`m in the pocket just like grady tate
I got supplies of beats so you don`t have to wait
`cause i`m the master blaster
Drinking up the shasta
My voice sounds sweet `cause it has to
So light a match to my ass `cause i`m blown up
I`d like to thank the people for just showin` up
But now i want y`all to move it
Put your point on the floor and just prove it
And i`m smurfin not rehearsin` gettin` live y`all
A little puffy so you know what i`m doin` right
`cause that`s the kind of frame of mind i`m in
I got this feelin` and it`s back again
So don`t touch me `cause i`m electric
And if you touch me you`ll get shocked!
You`ve got the boomin` system but it`s blasting out doo-doo
You think it`s chocolate milk but it`s watered down yoo-hoo
I`ve been through many times in which i thought i might lose it
The only thing that saved me has always been music
We`ve got our own studio the son of the g
It`s no question life`s been good to me
`cause life ain`t nothing but a good groove
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood
This one goes out to my man the groove merchant
Coming through with beats for which i`ve been searching
Like two sealed copies of expansions
I`m like tom vu with yachts and mansions
The logo i sport is the face of the monkey
Union made ben davis quality it`s no junk see
My chrome is shining just like an icicle
I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle
So many wack m.c.`s you get the t.v. bozack
Ain`t even gonna call out your names `cause you`re so wack
But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
A dictionary definition of the word spastic
You should have never started something that you couldn`t finish
`cause writin` rhymes to me is like popeye to spinach
I`m bad ass move your fat ass `cause you`re wack son
Dancin` around like you think you`re janet jackson
Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on
I`ll put the rug out under your ass as i talk on
I`ll take you out like a sniper on a roof
Like an m.c. at the fever in the d.j. booth
With your headphones strapped you`re rockin` rewind pause
Tryin` to figure out what you can do to go for yours
But like the pencil to the paper i got more to come
One after another you can all get some
So you getter take your time and meditate on your rhyme
`cause your shit`ll be stinking when i go for mine
And that`s right y`all don`t get uptight y`all
You can`t say shit because you`re biting what i write y`all
And that`s wrong y`all over the long haul
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