Pyramania lyrics

There are pyramids in my head!
There`s one underneath my bed!
And my lady`s getting cranky.
Every possible location
Has a simple explanation
And it isn`t hanky-panky.

I have read, somewhere in a book,
They improve all your food and your wine.
It`s said that everything you grow in your garden will pretty fine,
Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap!

I`ve consulted all the sages,
I could find in the yellow pages,
But there aren`t many of them...
And the mayan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Haven`t helped my little problem.

I`ve been told someone in the know
Can be sure that his luck is as good as gold,
Money in the bank and you don`t even pay for it if you fold
A dollar in the shape of the pyramid that`s printed on the back.

It`s no lie.
You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an eagle`s eye.
You can grow a hedge that is vertically straight, over ten feet high.
All you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck.

I have read, somewhere in a book,
They improve all your food and wine
And I`ve been told,
Someone in the know
Can be sure of his good luck and it`s no lie.
All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic
Help!