Pyramania lyrics

There are pyramids in my head
There`s one underneath my bead
And my lady`s getting cranky
Every possible location
Has a simple explanation
And it isn`t hanky-panky

I had read
Somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine
It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine
Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

I`ve consulted all the sages
I could find in the yellow pages
But there aren`t many of them
And the myan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Haven`t helped my little problem
I`ve been told
Someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as
Good as gold, money in the bank and you don`t even pay for it
If you fold, a dollar bill in the shape of the pyramid that`s printed on the
back
It`s no lie
You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an
Eagle`s eye, you can grow a hedge that is vertically straight over
Ten feet high, all you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck
I had read, somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and wine
I`d been told, someone in the know can be sure of his good luck
It`s no lie, all you need is a little bit of pyramidic help