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Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad`ya get in the mail?
He-he-he, got a letter from Ed.
What`s it say?
I don`t know. D`you get one?
Well, open it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I quit my job about a year ago, I`m on a permanent vacation
All I gotta do now is sit back and wait`ll my notification
You see, old Ed, he`s a friend of mine, and he writes me once a week
Sends me my very own winnin` numbers
I`m practically on easy street
Well, I don`t know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better`n everybody else
I`m sure he`s been tryin` to reach me,
But uh, I`ve been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you might think pricin` a Mercedes might be a jumpin` the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I may`ve already won!
Quit teasin me Ed
...Quit teasin me Ed
My kids need to be fed
...My kids need to be fed
I believed what you said
...I believed what you said
Quit teasin` me Ed
You promised me wealth
...You promised me wealth
And a new Dodge Stealth
...And a new Dodge Stealth
I`ll check the mailbox `til I`m dead
...I`ll check the mailbox `til I`m dead
Quit teasin` me Ed
They say the odds are again` me
But I got my own little scheme
Instead of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin`, and Popular Mechanics
I even got bored one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can`t sing or dance, and I`ll never be on Star Search
But if you don`t hurry up `n send my check, I`m gonna start thinkin` you a jerk
Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it`s been such a long time
My car`s been repo`d, my house note`s four month`s behind
Ed, I don`t mean to complain, and I know you`re a busy man
But, could you at least send me one of them early entry prizes
I`m you`re biggest fan, I swear!
Quit teasin` me Ed
...Quit teasin` me Ed
My kids need to be fed
...My kids need to be fed
I believed what you said
...I believed what you said
Quit teasin` me Ed
You promised me wealth
...You promised me wealth
And a new Dodge Stealth ...And a new Dodge Stealth
I`ll check the mailbox `til I`m dead
...I`ll check the mailbox `til I`m dead
Quit teasin` me Ed