Randy Scouse Git lyrics

She`s a wonderful lady
And she`s mine, all mine
And there doesn`t seem a way
That she won`t come and lose my mind
It`s too easy humming songs
To a girl in a yellow dress
It`s been a long time since the party
And the room is in a mess

The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
There are birds out on the sidewalk
And a valet at the door
He reminds me of a penguin
With few and plastered hair
There`s talcum powder on the letter
And the birthday boy is there

Why don`t you cut your hair?
Why don`t you live up there?
Why don`t you do what I do,
See what I feel when I care?

Now they`ve darkened all the windows
And the seats are naugahide
I`ve been waiting for an hour
I can`t find a place to hide
The being known as wondergirl
Is speaking, I believe
It`s not easy trying to tell her
That I shortly have to leave

Why don`t you be like me?
Why don`t you stop and see?
Why don`t you hate who I hate,
Kill who I kill to be free?
[Intrumental]
Why don`t you cut your hair?
Why don`t you live up there?
Why dodn`t you do what I do,
See what I feel when I care?

Why don`t you be like me? (She`s a wonderful lady)
Why don`t you stop and see? (And she`s mine, all mine)
Why don`t you hate who I hate, (And there doesn`t seem a way)
Kill who I kill to be free? (That she won`t come and lose my mind)
Why don`t you cut your hair? (It`s too easy humming songs)
Why don`t you live up there? (To a girl in a yellow dress)
Why don`t you do what I do, (It`s been a long time since the party)
See what I feel when I care? (And the room is in a mess