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May I have your attention please,
May I have your attention please,
Will the real Slim Santa please stand up.
I repeat will the real Slim Santa please stand up.
We`re gonna have a problem here.
You all act like you`ve never seen Santa before,
Toys all over your floor, who the hell ya think brought them?
It wasn`t your drunk dad or your mother that whore,
It was me and now I`m skinny and I`ll tell you the score.
Its the return of Christmas but not the jolly fat elf,
my ass got so big I couldn`t wipe it myself.
My doctor said, Send " Real Slim Santa Parody" Ringtone to your Cell