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`This song is called `Regretting What I Said to You When You
Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00
Friday Afternoon You`re Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs,
Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing
in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I
Wasn`t Able to Leave Town, I`m Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn`t
Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three
Years I DON`T Like Surprises!!`
`And it`s subtitled `A Musical Apology`
`In this song I attempt to take back everything I said while
standing in a phone booth on the corner of 49th and 3rd.`
I didn`t mean it when I said, `I hope
The cable in the elevator snaps
When you step on board.`
And I was joking when I said,
`I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving doors.`
And I was kidding when I said, `I hope the
#103 bus
Hits and makes a pancake out of you.`
I`m sorry...
I`m sorry...
Isn`t it amazing what a woman in love will do?
And I really don`t want to see your taxi on the 59th Steet Bridge
Flip over
And crash through the rail.
And I`d feel bad if at the airport you were
Mistaken for a local sex offender,
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail.
And I really don`t want to see you getting radiation poisoning
From the metal detector that all passengers on
Foreign and domestic flights must walk through.
I`m sorry...
Forgive me...
For all the mean things I said to you.
You thought I didn`t have a temper.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise!
But I really don`t want to see you
Dismembered by the marijuana sniffing dogs
When a simple little nipping would suffice,
Would suffice.
And I`m sorry that I said `I hope
The plane explodes in mid-air
As it carries you away from me.`
And I`m sorry that I said,
`I hope you break both legs
On the mountain while you ski.`
And I`m sorry for all the nasty things
I said about your mother
Even though we both know they`re true.
I`m sorry...
Forgive me...
I`m swallowing my pride,
I`d feel so guilty if you died!
Oh, I`m sorry,
But I`m still mad at you.