Regular Guy lyrics

I`m the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that`s the bomb
[You sure smell purdy]
Shake her dad`s hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him straight up, I`m just a regular guy
[I`ll have her home by 9, sir]

I`m a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[Let me get that for you, Ma`am]
A regular guy who says Ma`am on the double
[Let me get that for you, Ma`am]
I`m a regular guy, just like Dawson`s Creek
A regular guy, just don`t call me a geek
A geek, yeah

But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was fighting, and cussing
[Back off, I`m in a boy band!]
And showing no fear

[Allright. I have to calm down? All right.]]

I watch Jay Leno [He`s funny], 7th Heaven too
And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do
[Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change]
I`m buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad
[He`s my buddy]
I play everything safe so I`ll never be sad

I`m a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[Let me get that for you, Ma`am]
A regular guy who says Ma`am on the double
[I`m on it]
I`m a regular guy, just like Dawson`s Creek
A regular guy, just don`t call me a geek
A geek, yeah

[Don`t push me!]
Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up
Jacked up, and wrapped up
[I`m in a boy band! A boy band!]
And have to pee in a cup

I`m a regular guy who stays out of trouble
[I don`t want any trouble.]
A regular guy who says Ma`am on the double
[I know the answer, sir!]
I`m a regular guy, just like Dawson`s Creek
A regular guy, just don`t call me a geek
A geek, yeah