Rhymin Stealin lyrics

Because mutiny on the bounty`s what we`re all about

I`m gonna board your ship and turn it on out

No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder

`Cause I`m bad gettin` bolder - cold getting colder

Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas

And if you`ve got beef - you`ll get capped in the knees

We got sixteen men on a dead man`s chest

And I shot those suckers and I`ll shoot the rest



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Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling

Cause I am most ill and I`m rhymin` and stealin`



Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight

I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate

We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties

Housing all girlies from city to city

One for all and all for one

Taking out M.C.`s with a big shotgun

All for one and one for all

Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.

Friggin` in the riggin` and cuttin` your throat

Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat

We got maidens and wenches - man they`re on the ace

Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face



[repeat chorus]



Ali Baba and the forty thieves



Torching and crakin` and rhymin` and stealin`

Robbin` and raping - busting two in the ceiling

I`m wheeling` - I`m dealin` - I`m drinking, not thinking

Never cower, never shower - and I`m always stinking

Ho ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey

And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky

Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village

We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage



[repeat chorus]



I`ve been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun

I fought the law and I cold won

Black Beard`s weak - Moby Dick`s on the tick

`Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six

My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker

Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones` locker

Rhymin` and stealin` in a drunken state

And I`ll be rockin` my rhymes all the way to Hell`s gate



[repeat chorus]