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(Both) We`re off on the road to Rhode Island
We`re having the time of our lives.
(Stewie) Take it dog...
(Brian) We`re quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
`cept you`re not six feet tall
(Stewie) Yes, and your breasts don`t reach your knees.
(Brian) Give it time.
(Both) We`re off on the road to Rhode Island,
We`re certainly going in style.
(Brian) You`re with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
(Stewie) How dare you. At least I don`t leave urine stains on all the household plants.
(Brian) Oh, pee jokes.
(Both) We`ve traveled a bit and we`ve found,
Like a masochist in Newport we`re Rhode Island bound.
((Brian) Crazy travel conditions, huh?
(Stewie) First class or no class
(Brian) Whoa, careful with that joke, it`s an antique
(Both) We`re off on the road to Rhode Island
We`re not going to stop till we`re there
(Brian) Maybe for a beer.
(Brian) Whatever dangers we may face, we`ll never fear or cry
(Stewie) That`s right, until we`re syndicated Fox will never let us die, please!
(Both) We`re off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.
(Brian) We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
(Stewie) We`d tell you more, but we`d have the censors on our ass.
(Brian) Yikes!
(Both) We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We`re Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!