I`m going totally round the bend
I don`t wanna see my friends
I don`t wanna see my mad friend
Cause he`s driving me insane
I don`t wanna see my friends
I`m going totally round the bend
Earlier on today I tried to walk down the street
But my feet kept slipping on the pavement
I found myself at ninety degrees to the rest of the world
It`s not much fun you take it from me________
I`m not having too good a time
There`s people worse off than me,
Don`t think I don`t realise that but
I`m going round the bend again the last thing I wanna do
Is see my friends again
I`m going quietly round the bend again
I try to function as a normal human being
I washed my car earlier on this evening
And now I`m trying to get it together
To cook a little meal
Before I go for a drink with my friends
But I got no food I got no time to go to the supermarket
It`s not that I couldn`t make time
It`s more that I get confused when I get there
People walking past, see the green tray outside
They see a nice little flat imagine a person inside
He`s having a great old time
Well I wish I was having a greater time
Than they could possibly imagine that I`m having
All I wanna do is go far away and see things I`ve never seen before
I like the pyramids they weren`t built in a day y`know
???????????? pyramids don`t fit the equation
But I`m so paranoid I can`t even make it to the supermarket
Let alone go to Egypt and see my favourite pryamid
I go round to Robin`s and try and eat some food there
Sometimes its better if you`re in the company of a man
He`s just said he`s had a glass of red wine
So why am I had mine
I listened to The Beach Boys just a minute ago, Wild Honey
It`s not the best album but its still pretty good
They`ve got some funny little love songs on there
It`s not really a Brian`s production
So its probably not as good as something like Pet Sounds
I`m going totally round the bend
Don`t wanna see my friends again
I just wanna be left alone
And never bothered ever again