Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking oh-so-scary
It was very very late at night, and you gave me such a fright
We held hands to your lair then you gave me that monster stare
Being with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs!
I`ll be all right, with you claws wrapped around me
In the dark night, I will let you impale me
Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY!
Took a bath in baby`s blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love.
Last night I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave!
I know why you weren`t there-you spent the night in the witch`s lair.
I ripped her heart in two, this is the gift to you
`Cause I`m the only one who`ll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!
Have fun with her while I am watching you
Watch out, I`ll lure in a pit of boiling brew
You said no one was as creepy as me, and we`d be together eternally
Give me back my plate of maggots, I never told you...
But you look like...BOB SAGET!
Found another to be mine, his name is Frankenstien
And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss Thang
I`ll caress his green skin, and together we`ll live in sin
NOW I DON`T NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!
He`s big, He`s mean, and he`ll rip out your spine
And then your spleen, and then it`s dinner time!
He bought me a guillotine, that`s cause he`s so mean
And tonight on our date, he`ll bring me a plate...
Of your rotting vampire eyeballs. Send " Rve Rotting Vampire Eyeballs" Ringtone to your Cell