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<pre><font size='+2'>ODE TO MY CAR lyrics ADAM SANDLER</font><br>Here we go<br />
 <br />
 Piece of shit car<br />
 I got a piece of shit car<br />
 That fuckin` pile of shit<br />
 Never gets me very far<br />
 <br />
 My car`s a big piece of shit<br />
 `Cause the shocks are fucking shot<br />
 And my seatbelt`s fucking broken<br />
 I got to tie it in a knot<br />
 (It`s a piece of shit)<br />
 <br />
 I can`t see through the windshield<br />
 `Cause it`s got a big fucking` crack<br />
 And the interior smells real bad<br />
 `Cause my friend puked in the back<br />
 (It`s a piece of shit)<br />
 <br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 Piece of shit car<br />
 (He`s got a piece of shit car)<br />
 It sucks royal dick<br />
 (That fuckin` pile of shit)<br />
 100% crap<br />
 (Never gets him very far)<br />
 Oh fuck you car<br />
 <br />
 It`s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track<br />
 Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack<br />
 (They can bite his ass too)<br />
 And I got no fuckin` brakes<br />
 I`m always way out of control<br />
 Eleven times a day I hear `Hey, watch it asshole`<br />
 (You fuckin` piece of shit)<br />
 <br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 I got piece of shit car<br />
 (He got a piece of shit car)<br />
 Diesel gas sucks my ass<br />
 (That fuckin` pile of shit)<br />
 That pile of metal shit<br />
 (Never gets him very far)<br />
 <br />
 Oh what the fuck did I do<br />
 What the fuck did I do<br />
 What the fuck did I do<br />
 To get stuck with you<br />
 You`re too wide for drive-thru<br />
 And you smell like the shoe<br />
 But I`m too broke to buy something new<br />
 Oh fuck me<br />
 <br />
 Well the engine likes to flood<br />
 The car always fuckin` stalls<br />
 And the seat cushion`s got a big rip<br />
 So a spring always pokes the balls<br />
 (Ouch, ouch, ouch)<br />
 Plus the door locks are busted<br />
 I gotta use a fucking coat hanger<br />
 (What a pain in his ass)<br />
 And if a girlie sees my car<br />
 There`s no chance I`ll ever bang her<br />
 (He never ever gets da pussy)<br />
 Hey shut up<br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 You piece of shit car<br />
 <br />
 (You got a piece of shit car)<br />
 You piece of shit car<br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 Bald fuckin` tires<br />
 (You got a piece of shit car)<br />
 No rearview fucking mirror<br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 Seven different colors<br />
 (You got a piece of shit car)<br />
 Fucking rag for a gas cap<br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere<br />
 (You got a piece of shit car)<br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 (You got a piece of shit car)<br />
 (Piece of shit car)<br />
 Oh the whole town thinks I`m a loser<br />
 (You got a piece of shit car)<br />
 Cabby give me a push<br />
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Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin` pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car`s a big piece of shit
`Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt`s fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It`s a piece of shit)

I can`t see through the windshield
`Cause it`s got a big fucking` crack
And the interior smells real bad
`Cause my friend puked in the back
(It`s a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He`s got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin` pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It`s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin` brakes
I`m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear `Hey, watch it asshole`
(You fuckin` piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin` pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You`re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I`m too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin` stalls
And the seat cushion`s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There`s no chance I`ll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin` tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I`m a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)

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