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<pre><font size='+2'>THE ADVENTURES OF THE COW lyrics ADAM SANDLER</font><br>`And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning <br />
 of a little league game getting hit by a pitch`<br />
 <br />
 [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 <br />
 `And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, <br />
 and thinks his parachute isn`t gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground`<br />
 <br />
 [Plane sounds]<br />
 [M1:] Alright cow, don`t even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, <br />
 quit being a pansy and do it<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Ripcord sounds]<br />
 [Cow:] Moo,mrr<br />
 [Parachute opens]<br />
 [Cow:] Moow<br />
 [Thud]<br />
 <br />
 `And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru <br />
 and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries`<br />
 <br />
 [Cow opening paper bag]<br />
 [Cow:] Moo,moo<br />
 [Car screeches, and turns back around]<br />
 [Cow:] Mrr<br />
 <br />
 `And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break <br />
 and then realises he can`t swim`<br />
 <br />
 [Cow walking towards pool, big splash]<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Crowd cheering]<br />
 [Cow:] Mrr,mrr<br />
 [Underwater moo]<br />
 <br />
 `And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, <br />
 when a bouncer notices he doesn`t have any shoes on`<br />
 <br />
 [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can`t touch that<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [M2:] Hey watch it cow<br />
 <br />
 `And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle <br />
 when the farmer makes an obvious bad call`<br />
 <br />
 [Tennis ball being hit]<br />
 [Farmer:] That was out<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] Don`t tell me it wasn`t cause I saw it and that was out<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that`s how far, come in look there is still a mark where it`s out<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] Don`t tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out<br />
 [Cow:] Mrr<br />
 [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 <br />
 `And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is <br />
 from a famous actor but he soon finds out it`s just a practical joke`<br />
 <br />
 [Phone rings, cow picks it up]<br />
 [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] Hi, I`m a famous actor<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, <br />
 I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] Why don`t I make reservations?<br />
 [Cow:] Moo<br />
 [Farmer:] And why don`t I tell you my real name? <br />
 farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle<br />
 [Cow:] Mrr<br />
 [Farmer:] Take that fatty<br />
 [Cow:] Mrr<br />
 [Slams down phone]<br />
 <br />
 `And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle`<br />
 <br />
 [Car sounds]<br />
 [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.<br />
 [Car hits farmer]<br />
 [Farmer:] Oooh<br />
 [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/the_adventures_of_the_cow_lyrics-adam_sandler.html" target='_blank'>THE ADVENTURES OF THE COW lyrics ADAM SANDLER</a></pre>

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`And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch`

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:] Moo

`And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn`t gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground`

[Plane sounds]
[M1:] Alright cow, don`t even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:] Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:] Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:] Moow
[Thud]

`And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries`

[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo
[Car screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:] Mrr

`And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can`t swim`

[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]
[Cow:] Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:] Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]

`And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn`t have any shoes on`

[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo
[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can`t touch that
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
[Cow:] Moo
[M2:] Hey watch it cow

`And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call`

[Tennis ball being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don`t tell me it wasn`t cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that`s how far, come in look there is still a mark where it`s out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don`t tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle
[Cow:] Moo

`And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it`s just a practical joke`

[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Hi, I`m a famous actor
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Why don`t I make reservations?
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] And why don`t I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] Take that fatty
[Cow:] Mrr
[Slams down phone]

`And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle`

[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:] Oooh
[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo

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