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<pre><font size='+2'>THE BUFFOON AND THE VALEDICTORIAN lyrics ADAM SANDLER</font><br>`And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s<br />
 valedictorian.` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people<br />
 are intimidated by my high academic achievement.` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `This movie sucks shit!` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was<br />
 too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly.` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her<br />
 maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman<br />
 her age, doesn`t she?` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin`<br />
 head off.` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon<br />
 for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their<br />
 maturing process.` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives<br />
 everybody head.` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels<br />
 promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.` <br />
 <br />
 [Buffoon eating popcorn]<br />
 Buffoon: `This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed<br />
 all over it.`<br />
 [Buffoon continues to eat popcorn] <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly<br />
 disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by<br />
 the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin`<br />
 mind!` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and<br />
 unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis. <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more<br />
 overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the<br />
 food digested or that person`s internal metabolism.` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl.`<br />
 [Gets out of the car] <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt<br />
 conclusion.`<br />
 [Buffoon walking away]<br />
 `I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future<br />
 rondevue.` <br />
 <br />
 Buffoon: `I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!` <br />
 <br />
 Valedictorian: `Bye bye! Have fun.`<br />
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`And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s
valedictorian.`

Valedictorian: `I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my high academic achievement.`

Buffoon: `This movie sucks shit!`

Valedictorian: `Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was
too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly.`

Buffoon: `Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!`

Valedictorian: `Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her
maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman
her age, doesn`t she?`

Buffoon: `I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin`
head off.`

Valedictorian: `Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
maturing process.`

Buffoon: `That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
everybody head.`

Valedictorian: `Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.`

[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: `This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it.`
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

Valedictorian: `Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.`

Buffoon: `I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin`
mind!`

Valedictorian: `It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and
unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis.

Buffoon: `My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!`

Valedictorian: `It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the
food digested or that person`s internal metabolism.`

Buffoon: `I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl.`
[Gets out of the car]

Valedictorian: `Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion.`
[Buffoon walking away]
`I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue.`

Buffoon: `I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!`

Valedictorian: `Bye bye! Have fun.`
[Buffoon continues to walk away]

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