The Cheerleader lyrics

[Sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] `Ok you guys, let`s hear
some spirit!`
[Performing cheer]
Cheerleader: `United, we are united.. We`ll be `cause we`re the Tigers,
we`re out for vic-tor-y
- Yeah!`
[No response]
Cheerleader: `Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!`
[Still no response]
Cheerleader: `Come on! The girls volleyball team`s got a big game
tonight! And we`re gonna win `cause we`re the -`
Guy in crowd: `Sit down!`
Cheerleader: `You guys are assholes!` [Whining] `You think this is easy
being a cheerleader!? Let`s see you come down here and try it!`
Guy: `Shut up!`
Cheerleader: `You`re the one who should be shutting up! This is my
senior year of cheerleading and you`re ruining it! I paid for my
pom-poms with my own money.` [Half-crying]
Guy: `You suck!`
Cheerleader: [Hurt] `I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I`m
not gonna cuz you
guys don`t appreciate anything.`
[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]
Cheerleader: `Owwww! Who threw that!? I`m gonna get a bruise now! I hate
my school!`
[Whining]
[Crowd cheering softly in background]
Guy: `We`re sorry.`
[Pause]
Guy: `Just kidding, you suck!`
Cheerleader: [Half-crying] `Ahhaw..No...`