Sad Sac Tarzan lyrics

Sad Sac + Tarzan
Walking up at the mall
Up walked a girlfriend

Said you had the gall to bring my name up again
Looking for salvation
We had an ice cream soda
I said have you ever wondered
What became of Uncle Bill?

We was peeling potatoes
Bcak in World War II
And we was playing that rock `n` roll
After school for you know who
Hidden from the public
It was behind the scenes
There was a relic
They called the purple haze

I was eating a taco
I looked across the room
I saw a girl in a red dress
She said she`d like to do me in
I left the waiter a tip
I scrambled for the door
I said you might have loved me
But now there`s nothing more
She`s always on my trail
She really likes to kill
I keep her lovely picture
On my window sill

I was a cowboy without a show
I was like the kind of guy
You`d never really know
You won`t forget me
No mater how hard you try
And when it`s my time to go
I`ll wave goodbye

Sing yourself a melody, cry a tear of joy
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