Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics

Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics

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Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics

Send "Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions" Ringtone to your Cell `And now a buffoon`s meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.` Dean: `Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.` Buffoon: `I got a snake, man!` Dean: `Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.` Buffoon: `One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!` Dean: `I`m sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus.` Buffoon: `Fuckin` Shit!` Dean: `Yes, that`s a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background.` Buffoon: `My father`s a fucking asshole, man!` Dean: `Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.` Buffoon: `My mother`s a piece of shit too!` Dean: `Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn.` Buffoon: `My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass!` Dean: `Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.` Buffoon: `Your secretary`s a real fat bitch, man!` Dean: `Yes, she`s tried many diets over the years with minimal success.` Buffoon: `I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!` Dean: `Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?` Buffoon: `I`ve got a big fucking boner right now.` Dean: `I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense.` Buffoon: `One time I ate my neighbors shit!` Dean: `That`s understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We`ll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.` Buffoon: `I bet you got really hairy balls.` Dean: `Yes, it`s a veritable forest down there. Bye bye.` Send "Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions" Ringtone to your Cell Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics @ ELyrics | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics @ Kovideo | Adam Sandler Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics @ Songlyrics | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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