Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics

Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics

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Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics

Send "Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian" Ringtone to your Cell `And now the buffoon`s date at the drive-in with the school`s valedictorian.` Valedictorian: `I really appreciate you`re asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.` Buffoon: `This movie sucks shit!` Valedictorian: `Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director`s last film immensly.` Buffoon: `Cathleen Turner has big fuckin` tits!` Valedictorian: `Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn`t she?` Buffoon: `I put a firecracker in a bullfrog`s mouth and blew his fuckin` head off.` Valedictorian: `Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process.` Buffoon: `That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head.` Valedictorian: `Well, I guess she`s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.` [Buffoon eating popcorn] Buffoon: `This popcorn`s fuckin` terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it.` [Buffoon continues to eat popcorn] Valedictorian: `Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.` Buffoon: `I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin` mind!` Valedictorian: `It`s ironic that parts of one`s body seems odd and unusual because you don`t see them on a day to day basis. Buffoon: `My father`s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin` day!` Valedictorian: `It`s puzzling why one person`s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another`s. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person`s internal metabolism.` Buffoon: `I`m gonna go get head from that fuckin` girl.` [Gets out of the car] Valedictorian: `Well, I`m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion.` [Buffoon walking away] `I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue.` Buffoon: `I like to piss in that guy`s fuckin` gas tank!` Valedictorian: `Bye bye! Have fun.` [Buffoon continues to walk away] Send "Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian" Ringtone to your Cell Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics @ ELyrics | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics @ Kovideo | Adam Sandler Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics @ Songlyrics | Sandler Adam The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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