Fifi, That ain`t a name for this mutt.
So how about Champion?
Champion you`re anything but.
We could call him Tiger, But there`s no bite in him,
Tiger!Kittens would frighten him.
Rover! When you think it over,
Rover is the perfect name for this dumb look-in` dog.
Sandy, Sandy`s his name if you please.
If you don`t be-lieve meask anyone of the fleas
Residing on Sandy,
True he ain`t pedigreed, Sandy, there ain`t no better breed.
And he really comes in handy,
`Specially when you`re all alone in the night
and you`re small andterribly frightened it`s
Sandy, Sandy who`ll always be there!