Satans Trampoline lyrics

Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
`Till you can`t take anymore,
You`ll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You`ll wish you`d never been on Satan`s Trampoline.
How he`s gone and got you,
He`s got you and got you,
He`s got you where he wants,
Dressed in shorts and vest,
You look like a real ponce,
You`ll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You`ll wish you`d never been on Satan`s Trampoline.
How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan`s big old Trampoline?
I do not know, but I`ll let you have a go on Satan`s big old trampoline.