Sathington Willoughby lyrics

We are gathered here today
In the magestic halls of old.
To honor a man they call
Sathington Willoughby.

There's a joke or two,
A pun or three,
I feel that must be told.
Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby.

Sathington Willoughby,
The legislator,
That penned us up a bill.
That banned the use of certain things

Like this and that.
(this and that).
This and that.
(this and that).
This and--.