Saturday Night Thunderbolt lyrics

Another stupid Saturday, the conversation starts to slur
And some sasquatch wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt
There`s a party-thumpin`, booty-humpin` music-wagon in my head
My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me Banana Red
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
I feel like Elliot when E.T. drank the beer

CHORUS
Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue
A thunderbolt that turned this Mad Dog to a puppy at a petting zoo
I`m in love with the girl in the other room
Ten feet away, but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air, it`s so easy to see
That she`s gotta marry someone and it might be me.

The world`s on pause, all Newton`s laws suspended on account of her
She`s like legato glowing purple while staccato`s beating in my shirt
What should I do, what should I say, okay I can`t say that, but oh my God
I`ve been struck down from outer space and thuderbolted to the spot
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
Is she really coming toward me for a beer?

REPEAT CHORUS

There goes the girl in the other room
Ten feet away, but I hit the moon
With glitter in the air, it`s so easy to see
That she`s gotta marry someone and it might be me.