Ten pounds too much to the naked eye
I don`t take the bus because she drives
Watermelon lipstick, and way too much
She got buttermilk smile and a thorny touch
Street smart, like a Courtney Love
Can`t get enough Hollywood stories of
Anybody famous that can make her feel
Like they`re all kinda friends in a way
No best friend, well one but she`s crazy
Grew up to end up a Professor of lazy
The last of six kids that all left town
Seems nobody ever wanted them around
But she`s cool like a soda can sittin` on ice
Always orders sushi, only eats the rice
Talks about J Lo like they`re best of friends
I think she loves me, but it all depends
Hey baby, I don`t wanna be your Superman
I just wanna be your man and I`ll be super, baby
You`ll be standin` in the sun shine
I`ll be standin` right here in the rain
You save me and I will save the day
I got a sweet gig rakin` in the cash with karaoke
I get the crowd goin` when I sing the hokey pokey
I shake it to the
left and then I shake it to the right
What`s not to love, man I`m on tonight
I got the LA stylie with the New York trim
Keep my pants so low
It`s like I`m goin` for a swim
I got the Coppertone tan, like in Mexico
Well, not now but when I go, yea
I know you don`t see me like a movie star
And it can`t help much that I don`t have no car
But you`re my favorite thing, by far
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