(alternate lines spoken by bo diddley and jerome green):
Say man,
What`s that boy?
I want to tell you `bout your girlfriend,
What about my girl?
Well, you don`t look strong enough to take the message,
I`m strong enough,
I might hurt your feelings,
My feelings are already hurt by being here with you,
Well, i was walking down the street with your girl the other day,
Ah-ha,
And the wind was blowin` real hard,
Is that right?
And the wind blew her hair into my face,
Ah-ha,
You know what else happened?
What happened?
The wind blew her hair into her face,
Yeh?
And we went a little further; you wanna hear the rest of it?
I might as well,
The wind blew her hair into the street!
Ok; since you told me about my girl, i`m gonna tell you about yours. i was walking down the street with your girl,
Yes?
I took her home, for a drink, you know,
Took her home?
Yeh, jus` for a drink,
Oh,
But that chick looked so ugly, she had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water!
You`ve got the nerve to call somebody ugly; why you so ugly the stork that brought you in the world oughta be arrested!
That`s alright; my momma didn`t have to put a sheet on my head so sleep could slip up on me!
Look-a here!
What`s that?
Where are you from?
South america,
What`s that?
South america,
You don`t look like no south american to me,
I`m still from south america,
What part?
South texas!
Where are your workin` boots at?
I`ve got `em on,
Those aren`t no boots you got on; those broguettes!
Hey, look-a here!
What`s that?
I`ve bin tryin` to figure out what you is,
I already figured out what you is!
What`s that?
You that thing i throw peanuts at!
Look-a here!
What`s that?
You should be ashamed of yourself,
Why?
Calling people ugly,
I didn`t call you ugly,
What you say?
I said you was ruined, that`s all!
You know somethin`?
What?
You look like you`ve bin whooped with a ugly-stick!
Hey! i ain`t got nothin` to do with it, but i beat the fellah right...! Send " Say Man" Ringtone to your Cell